Send your kids to Number Camp now! For all kindergarten students. Sign up now and have your child taught mathematics at our lodge in the mountains. Three weeks of number crunching super fun activities are guaranteed to boost your child’s IQ and give vital preparation for higher education. Among our study materials are:
Don't Miss Number Camp!-The Coordinate Plane Coloring Book
-The Advanced Geometry Fun Booklet
-Algebra is Super Duper Fun!
-Big Bird’s easy 1,2,x2.13y3.6+z-17.8 mathematics handbook.
-Adventures With Sammy Sine, Cathy Cosine, and Timmy Tangent.
-Ronald McDonald Does CalculusChild: But Mommy, I don’t want to go to Number Camp.
Mother: Why not sweety? It’s good fun for little kids like you.
Child: No it’s not! I’m gonna hate it!
Mother: Come now sweety, don’t be silly, you don’t really mean it.
Child: But MOMMY!
Mother: It will boost your performance in high school and college, dear. It’s good for you.
Child: (Jumping up and down in frustration) NOOOO! I na wanna go to Number Camp!!!
Mother: Shush now pumpkin. Aren’t you concerned about your future?
Child: Well, yeah, I guesso. I need to do well on the SAT when I’m about to become a grownup. I guess you’re right Mommy. I’ll make new friends and become really really good with magical, special numbers. Thank you for signing me up for Number Camp, Mommy.(Hugs Mother)