There is a serious problem in America today. THERE IS A MAJOR SHORTAGE OF ORGANS! People die everyday in need of that extra kidney or liver. Tibet also has some problems. See, these dudes called the Chinese are oppressing all sorts of folks over there. What is needed is for the Tibetans to pick up arms and to kick some Chinese ass. So we here at Solutions Inc. propose a solution to both problems at once. We encourage all students to donate organs at the upcoming organ drive. Then the proceeds of selling these organs on the black market can go to funding paramilitary groups operating in Tibet! Thus, we can provide much needed organs to people that need them and give the Chinese their much needed ass-kicking!
Got Organs?Want To Free Tibet?